If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic. -Jack Handey
Question #2602 posted on 01/24/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Ha you were wrong I'm a male!!!
HA HA HA
- BYU STUDENT

A: BYU STUDENT,
No you're not. Now you're not only a transvestite, you're a liar, too.
::: Latro :::
A: Dear Student,

Are you sure? Have you checked recently?

- Mighty Quinn
A: Dear Male,

I guess the ridiculously GIRLY question threw us off.

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A: Dear Student,

I was going to give you props, but you added just one too many "HA"s. It was a question with female phrasing. I wonder why....

~MinuteMaid
A: Dear Girlyman,
So you're a BYU student huh? The best and the brightest? I weep for the future.
-Thor
A: Dear transgendered,

No you're not, I saw. HA HA HA.

The captain
A: Dear Male,

So am I. Big deal.

~WhiteElephant
A: Dear BYU STUDENT,

Technically, yes, you are correct. However, you fail miserably to measure up to the traditional standards that qualify a male as a MAN.

- I am the Man