Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. -Mark Twain
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Dear 100 Hour Board,

Board Question Board Question #25763

Actually, there is an LDS response to the Da Vinci Code. I don't know if it's been published or not, but I think it has. It's called What Da Vinci Didn't Know: LDS Perspectives on the Code. It's written in part by Professor Richard Holzapfel from the BYU Religious Education Department. It clears a lot of things up.

-Agatha

A: Dear Agatha,

I did see that particular book for sale in Deseret Book the other day... actually its existence made me nauseous. But, I'm sure it makes some people happy.

That is all.

Horatio.
A: Dear Agatha,

Thanks for the info!

- Katya