I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado
Question #2564 posted on 01/22/2004 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What are the best or funniest pick up lines you've ever heard???

- date me please ha ha ha!!!!!

A: Dear What are the best or funniest pick up lines you've ever heard???,

As enticing as the offer is, I'm gonna have to turn you down. I mean, why would I want to date someone who can't tell how to write and sign a 100 hour board message.

-CGNU Grad
A: Dear whoever,
"are your parents retarded? cause you're a special girl."
"do you know kung fu? cause your body's kickin. get it? like karate kick?"
I know a couple more that my roommate just told me were inappropriate.
::: Latro :::
A: Dear Not a Chance,

"Do you want to hold the priesthood?"

"Was your father a stegosaurus? Because your back is covered in plate-like armor and you have three horns protruding from your forehead."

--Ambrosia, who butchered the second one but sends mad props to the Divine Comedy kids, who are incredibly funny