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Question #1852 posted on 12/08/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Will Gwyneth Paltrow gain any weight while pregnant?
-Maria Shriver

A: Dear Maria,

She'd better or both she and the baby will be at serious risk! Women, on average, gain 25-35 pounds when pregnant, most of which is just baby and fluid. Gwyneth (as though she and I are on a first-name basis) will be able to drop extra pounds pretty quickly with her personal trainer and anorexia and diuretics and stuff.

-Ghostbusters
A: Dear Maria Shriver,

Not a chance. She'll probably lose thirty pounds.

--Em Khndzoruh