"We are a collective geezer." Uffish, to Katya
Question #1743 posted on 11/28/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What's the deal with Michael Jackson? Why is he so white? How did he change his skin color? He's paler than I am.
- Pretty Pale Person

A: Dear whitie,

Supposedly he has a skin condition that destroys the pigment in spots on his body. He didn't want to look like a spotted cow so he takes medicine that destroys the rest of the coloring in his skin.

The captain
A: Dear PPP,

It's called bleach, dude.

--Grock, who bleaches neither hair nor skin