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Question #1726 posted on 11/28/2003 midnight
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
Will you go on a date with me?
- A girl

A: Dear girl,

Sure, call me.

The captain
A: Dear girl,

Will you promise not to tear my heart into tiny shreds, leaving me on the metaphorical floor of rejection gasping my last breath as I stare into hopeless oblivion and wonder why, oh WHY I ever deluded myself into believing that THIS time it would be different, THIS time things would work out, THIS time I'll be happy and she won't hurt me until beat... beat..... beat........... what's left of my life slowly slips away and my last thought is "death is such sweet release?"

Yeah? Sweet! I'm free friday.

::: Latro :::
A: Dear girl,

See if you can find the old dating application in the archives.

~WhiteElephant
A: Dear girlie:

Sorry. I'm already spoken for.

-- Misaneroth
A: Dear girl,

It depends, if you're Latro's TA I will. If you're my TA Latro will.

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