You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright
Question #1449 posted on 11/14/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What would it take, grade wise, for BYU to kick you out of college?

very curious

A: Dear Very Curious,
You have to have a 2.0 to be put on probation. If you don't shape up the semester after that, goodbye to you.
- Duchess