"We are a collective geezer." Uffish, to Katya
Question #1441 posted on 11/15/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How tall is President Hinckley? What about Sister Hinckley?

- Lola

A: Dear Lola,
According to all my sophisticated research (I found a picture of him standing next to a mini-van. He was coincidentaly the exact same height as the van; so I found out how tall that model of van was, and went from there), President Hinckley stands about 5'8". That's taking into account a slight slouch that occurs as people get older. Sister Hinckley appears to be about 5'2"
-Thor