Em Khndzoruh (or other concerned party):
If you want the information on Seinfeld, tell them to the website tvguide.com and then type in that they're from Provo and then that they have the on campus television service (assuming that that's what they have). It provides a nice little list every day showing what's on when.
-Bored board helper
Dear Bored board helper,
You're awesome. Awesome, awesome, awesome. I owe you like my firstborn child, or something. (Although how much of a gift would that really be?)