"They say curiosity killed the cat. I just hope it went out in style." -Yellow
Question #1276 posted on 11/04/2003 4:02 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why do the majority of unmarried guys around here have girlfriends but only a small minority of unmarried girls have boyfriends? It doesn't make sense!

- Looking for a guy...

A: Dear Looking,

Where do YOU live? There's plenty of guys in my ward without girlfriends. I should know, I'm one of them. I'm guessing the guys in your area are dating the girls in mine. That's gotta be what's going on.

- Guy without a girl.
A: Dear looking for a guy,
Yeah, that's why I never see any of the guys in my ward. Weird. Now I know. I should have been in a different ward!
- Scout