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Dear 100 Hour Board,
This is in reply to the young gentleman who asked about the bombing of the Hawaiian temple. According to Dr. Cowan, the temple expert, author, and professor in the religion department, a Japanese bomber was looking for a target, saw the temple, thought it must be important, and tried to bomb it. He, according to Cowan, failed, and turned back. He said he knew a temple president who knew the missionary who tracted into the pilot. The pilot, by the way, was not converted.

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