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ID#: 54348 Area: Posts Submitted: 2009-11-01 02:14:46 Posted: 2009-11-07 03:01:01
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QDear Marzipan,

You seem like a cool girl, but unlike some of the other board members you don't have a dating application, which is kind of unfortunate for guys like me who wouldn't mind filling one out. Having said that, how do I get a date with you . . . or at least become a candidate to go on a date with you?

- Feeling Spontaneous At the Moment


ADear Spontaneous,

You know, nothing can quite make a girl's day like having an anonymous, random stranger she's never seen ask her on a date via an online forum.   Ah.   Now I can add that to my "List of Obscure Things That've Happened to Me" - or, if I were to ever create such a list, this would certainly be on it, probably with a gold star.  

The reason, dear friend, that I don't have a dating application is because I'm quite new around here, and the issue has never come up.   So, to humor you and all the other prospective single males out there, I have created this dating application for your filling-out pleasure.   Enjoy!

Marzipan


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