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QDear 100 Hour Board,

What are your thoughts on Zampanò's "House of Leaves"?

- Toni
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ADear Toni,

I have been meaning to read House of Leaves, so I inter-library loaned it and the University of Kansas sent it to me (via BYU) through UPS two-day air! Amazing. I'm about halfway through and have already passed judgment on it. As I was starting the book, I e-mailed Professor Keith Johnson for his thoughts on it. He's at Augusta State University right now, but taught at BYU for a few years. I sat in on his experimental literature class, so... he's familiar with the genre. Anyway, this is what he said about it:
The basic premise is wonderfully creepy--a house just slightly larger on the inside than the outside--but is spoiled, I think, by far too much pomo [post-modern], metafictional, wink-wink wankery.   For starters, the frame tale with Johnny whatsisname getting the manuscript from the Borgesian character is just awfully written.   Sophomoric, obnoxious, pretentious, you name it.   Frames are almost always awkward--see "Turn of the Screw"'s, for example--but this one really takes the cake for tooth-grinding badness.   The Navidson narrative is much more compellingly (and maturely) written, even if it too eventually falls apart.   The typographical gimmick of forcing the reader to rotate the book as if she too were in a labyrinth seems a bit silly to me--Thomas Bernhard is able to accomplish this reeling, vertiginous effect much more successfully with syntax alone!--as do the other gimmicks (implying speed of action by printing few words per page, using blue ink for the word "house," etc).   Still, I kind of give him props for attempting it all.   It's an ambitious, if clumsy, first novel, to say the least.   I have to confess I haven't read any of his other works, but I understand that Only Revolutions was shortlisted for a National Book Award.   In the end, a lot of the formal experimentation in his novels strikes me as "packaging" rather than something which contributes meaningfully to the text.   Maybe that isn't quite accurate: the formal stuff contributes to the text, but usually in the vaguest and most superficial ways.   It could just be that I'm getting old (35!!) and am less dazzled by pyrotechnics and more and more seeing the value of restraint.   It's also the case that the experimentalists I admire are flat out better writers than Danielewski.   And it's not just modernists I'm talking about here.   John Barth, love him or hate him, is a gorgeous prose stylist; ditto for Robert Coover and Barthelme.   As for Danielewski's contemporaries, people like Ben Marcus take many of the same sorts of chances but with appreciable results.   I'm still not sure that Danielewski really has anything to say...or is all that intelligent when it comes to saying it.   I hope all this isn't horribly disappointing to hear.   The most damning criticism I can give, really, is that HoL is one of those novels that is vastly more interesting to talk about than actually read.   On the bright side, it seems like for many college kids, HoL is something like a gateway drug to experimental fiction generally.   Assuming that people who read HoL go on to read Borges and Stein and Nabokov and Jonke and so on, well, it can't be all that bad, can it?
I tend to agree with Professor Johnson about this book. Parts were painfully pretentious or just stupid. Other parts were heart-wrenching, like that one scene where the wife eagerly anticipates her husband's return and then greets him apathetically. I was genuinely scared at times. I appreciate that someone is experimenting with what we can do with novels, in both superficial and meaningful ways. Perhaps Danielewski will inspire someone to use colored text more artfully than he did. If you liked the crazy commentator idea, I highly recommend Nabokov's Pale Fire, and if you liked the ridiculous footnotes, Infinite Jest is the way to go. Hooray for experimental literature!

-Whistler



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

I recently received an e-mail from the BYU Alumni chapter for my "home" area announcing a BYU student alumni party. I say "home" because my family moved there right after I finished high school. So, in the area, I don't really know anyone and no one knows me.
On the my student alumni account, I tried to find a way to change the area I'm affiliated with, with no luck. Is there a way to change it to the area where I grew up and be added to that mailing list without directly contacting the chapter chairs?

- MC Hammer
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ADear MC,

You'll need to call the BYU Alumni Records office toll-free at 1-877-827-2218 in order to change your home area, as there is no way to do it online. The receptionist offered to do it for me right then, so apparently it is not a difficult process. You'll just need to give them your name and which address you would like to change your home area to. Voilà! Instant gratification.

Happy to have accomplished something today,

⋯Anomalous



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

With Provo as your starting point, what is the furthest north, south, east, and west you have been?

---Portia (N, W: Vancouver, BC; E: Épiais-lès-Louvres, France; S: Anaheim, CA)
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ADear Portia,

North is near Edmonton, Alberta. South would be near Key West. East is probably just over the border into Maine from southern New Hampshire. I'm pretty vague on West, but it would be somewhere in either California, Washington, or British Columbia - maybe San Francisco.

~Ƥ. Ɗ. Kirĸe


APortia-

North- Lake Victoria, Canada
East- Chincatigue Island, Virginia
South- New Orleans, Louisiana
West- Tokyo, Japan

- Cuddlefish


ADear Portia,

North: Lynden, Washington
South: Austin, Texas
East: New York City
West: Bandon, Oregon

-Miss Scarlett, in the Conservatory


ADear Portia,

North: Seattle, WA
East: Rome, Italy
South: Hobart, Australia
West: Hobart, Australia

-Yellow



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

My family moved to a really far place a few years ago, so the drama of leaving my best friend was inevitable. She was absolutely sad, and during the first six months that I was gone, she would always try to get on chat with me. I wasn't a fan of chatting so I wouldn't usually get on chat, but I'd leave a message pretty often. After those six months, it seemed like we barely know each other. It felt like she didn't care and she would even say that she doesn't miss me at all. When we go on chat, we would spend a long time talking about what had been going in her life, but when I share something, she would barely say anything. When I came back to visit last year, she gave me a pat when we met. Wouldn't you expect best friends to hug each other when they don't see each other for a long time? Well maybe we weren't best friends anymore and she has found many new friends (which I understand of course), but a PAT? I couldn't feel that same friendship that we used to have, but I keep holding on to this. We have been friends for a long time, and I have never had any best friend like her. What's going on? Does this really happen when best friends separate? What could've I done wrong? Should I also stop caring about her? It seems to me that she doesn't really deserve the fact that I care. I want to talk to her about this, but I don't know how to do it. Any help on that? Sorry, I know it's a lot questions.

- Sad
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ADear Sad,

This probably isn't what you want to hear right now, but if I were you I would try to stop investing so much emotional energy in this friend.   Things like this don't happen every time friends separate, but it still is quite common.   It had been a long time since you had last seen each other; this can be awkward for even the very best of friends.   And, as you also suggested, she has likely found new friends to spend time with, as I hope you have.   I really wouldn't spend too much time worrying that you did something wrong.

Of course, this isn't to say that your situation isn't unfortunate, and that you should stop caring about this friend altogether.   I would talk to her, just casually mentioning that things seemed very different when you last saw her.   Ask her if anything is wrong.   It could be that she, too, still cares about you, but just isn't sure how to proceed after so much time apart.

~Hermia


ASad-

Friendships often fall apart with distance.   Neither of you have really done anything wrong; it's just that any sort of long-distance relationship is difficult to maintain.   If the relationship seems to be slipping, you either have to dramatically step up your effort to keep it going or you need to step back and let it wind down naturally.   It's really up to you to decide if your friendship is worth the effort.

- Cuddlefish



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

So its Saturday night and my roommate has been scouring the kitchen for something to eat. She made the comment that, "Too bad its after midnight or I'd go buy something." So we started talking about the Sabbath and I said for me, even though Sunday technically starts at midnight, the Sabbath begins when I wake up and ends when I go to bed. So often my friends will do a midnight Wendy's run at the end of a Sunday and I don't do that but she said she probably would. Anyway, we just decided its a personal decision but it made me wonder what the varying opinions of The Board would be. So what do you think? When does the Sabbath start and end?

-"Sundays they camped and read and prayed..."
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ADear Pioneer Children,

Oh! I had this exact same conversation with my roommates many months ago. I think at all the BYUs, this is a common subject. I am of the opinion that the day ends when you go to sleep. To use your Wendy's example, I would have no problem going to Wendy's at 1 a.m. Sunday morning, and really I would call it "1 a.m. Saturday night." But like you, I would not feel right going 1 a.m. Monday morning (1 a.m. Sunday night).

-Mico, slightly blasphemous


ADear "Sundays they camped and read and prayed...,"

Back in the day, I was the most stoutly against doing my own homework on Sunday person you'd ever met, and my roommate had similar feelings.   We had this same discussion about homework.   She stopped all homework at midnight Sunday morning and would sometimes go to bed early on Sunday and wake up at midnight on Monday morning to get the rest of it done in the early morning hours.   I was like you and Mico and would do homework without even thinking about it in the middle of the night when it was technically Sunday, but I wouldn't do any, no matter how late, Sunday night.   That was my interpretation.

- The Black Sheep


ADear Sundays,

I've always gone by the midnight-to-midnight definition, personally.   This has its roots in how I was raised, I think, but it also fits my daily schedule better.   Why?   I don't always sleep on a "normal" schedule.   If I slept from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, and then didn't sleep again until Sunday after church, when does "Sunday" start if we're going by sleep schedules?   What if I just don't sleep at all between Friday night and Sunday night?

I'm not stretching here: these are not at all rare occurrences for me.   (Though they should be much more rare now that school is starting again.)   The same argument would go for people working third shift, who are pretty much nocturnal.   So I like midnight, simply because it makes sense and it doesn't matter if my sleep patterns happen to match everyone else's or not.   (I think it's fine if people choose the other definition, it just doesn't work well for me.)

—Laser Jock


ADear Camping on Sunday? You ought to be ashamed,

I think that as long as you stick to whatever system you feel is morally justified, then you are fine.   I'm personally a bedtime to bedtime person.   I have found a surprisingly large amount of people who are "bedtime Saturday night" to "midnight Sunday night."

- Rating Pending (who has a relative who will consistently start the dishwasher at midnight on Sunday)



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

If you could visit any fictional universe, which would you choose? Feel free to add any provisions about personal safety.

- Young Reader (vacationing in Ankh-Morpork)
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ADear Young Reader,

HARRY POTTER. Hands down. Best. Universe. Ever.

Second place would be the Transformers universe. Holy amazing!!! I wish that my car had super-cool transforming powers. Also, that it was yellow. Except I would name it something more fierce (don't ask me what).

Wishing she had a wand, or a bright-yellow Camaro,

⋯Anomalous


ADear Young Reader,

Well, I'll answer your question in a different way than you probably meant it.

I'd visit the all-too-fictitious universe where everything works the way that I want it to. I'd love to stop by for a few minutes and see how utterly miserable everything would be, including myself.

But besides that, I would probably hang out with the Animorphs. Yeah, that's right. I know it was supposedly set in our universe, but still. I'd show up as they were passing the construction site. I'd get to touch the blue cube, get cool powers, and probably go absorb some moose DNA. Who wouldn't want to run around as a moose for a while?

I'm not sure what you mean about personal safety. I mean, being an Animorph is inherently dangerous. Much like Tobias in falcon-form, I could get stuck as a moose forever!

......Worth it.

-Commander Keen


ADear Young

Here's the sequence of thoughts after reading this question:

StarWarsMarvelHarryPotterStarTrekFablesThursdayNextDCWhedonverse.

I think I'll choose Marvel.

-Humble Master


ADear Young Reader,

Tolkien's Middle-earth would be such a fascinating place to visit. I would love to spend time with the Elves and lose myself in their vast libraries.

My second choice would be Hyrule from the Legend of Zelda series, either from Ocarina of Time or Twilight Princess. Such a fascinating place. I would just dawdle with the Zoras all day long.

-Sky Bones


ADear Young Reader,

Disclaimer: these were my favorites when I first read the question, before Sky Bones posted. No plagiarism: we just have mutual good taste in alternate realities. I think my top three are Narnia, Middle-earth, and Hyrule from Twilight Princess or Ocarina of Time.

Narnia because those are some of my favorite books and I'd love to see the places and characters. If I could just tag along with Shasta and Aravis for most of The Horse and His Boy and a little after, that'd be pretty much ideal, because I'd get to see them, the older Pevensies, and much of the mainland of the world.

Middle-earth seems practically real already with how rich the books and mythology are, but I'd love to go to explore and to learn more of the history - I didn't think about the libraries, but now that Sky Bones has said it I wish I had.

Hyrule just to explore, because it's beautiful. (The falling into lava and getting shot at bits are more appealing in the game than the real world, so I'm not sure I'd want the whole Zelda adventure.)

Harry Potter gets an honorable mention, because assuming that I'd get a wand I think I could imagine some uses for it a little more creative than what occurs in the books outside of Fred and George.

~Ƥ. Ɗ. Kirĸe


AYoung Reader-

I would probably choose the universe presented in the Wheel of Time series.   The complexity of the world created by Robert Jordan is astounding, and it would be fun to go there and watch the events of the story unfold.

I'm probably biased towards this one because that's what I'm reading right now.   Honorable mentions include Ender's universe, Middle-earth, and the world described in Scott Westerfield's Uglies series.

- Cuddlefish



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

Here's my first question here...and a question for anyone tech savvy...

My laptop stopped working last week (Me think the Motherboard finally fried over..), and while I'm working on getting the data off the Hard Drive, I've got to consider getting a new Laptop sooner rather than later. I'm currently using the old family Laptop, which isn't too bad, minus the fact I'm not even sure how long this Laptop will last before it too fails (It is older than my laptop)

So I'm considering either getting a new Laptop now, or waiting until Windows 7 finally comes out late October. People though always talk how you should wait for a few months before purchasing a computer that has a new Operating System on it, but I really want to avoid Vista altogether - I've used it a few times, and I've manged to just keep to XP! I don't think I could continue using my current Laptop, particular with my final exams/assignments for my high school life just around the corner...

Really, it comes down to should I buy now or wait?

-Tayuke (Who really doesn't want to fluke through another term of writing reports by hand [I haven't yet, but you get my drift])
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ADear Tayuke,

You should be aware that if you buy a new PC with Vista, you can get a Windows 7 upgrade for basically free.  

Vista will be fine until then.   From my experience, Windows 7 is not really a "new" operating system.   It's a much-improved Vista.   Plus, Windows 7 has been undergoing huge public beta testing for several months now (or years, really, if you count Vista), so it's pretty much ready to go.   It is the best version of Windows yet, and I wouldn't have any hesitation updating to Windows 7 the day it's released.

In full disclosure, both of my parents work for Microsoft.   In fuller disclosure, I'm a through and through Mac user and think Mac OS X is definitely a superior OS, especially the newest version Snow Leopard.   I wouldn't say to buy a Mac, but at least look into it.

Love,
Waldorf and Sauron



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

I know you get lots and lots of these dating ones and you don't totally enjoy answering them, but I enjoy your comments and I'd like to know what your opinion is for this situation, I know this girl, we met her at the beginning of the summer, and it took me until July to gain enough courage to ask her out. We went out on a couple dates and I had so much fun. I started liking her more and more, and I could tell she liked me. One day out of the blue I got a call from the girl, and she said lots of stuff, but what I got out of it (me, being a normal boy, didn't understand what she totally meant) was, "The dates we've been on have been some of the most fun dates I have ever gone on, but I am not looking for a relationship right now and it seems you want to go out every weekend." I, being the normal boy, agreed with everything she said, but I still do want to go on dates with her... so here is my question: Did she mean, I never want to date you again? or what she really said, I don't want to date steadily right now? Should I ask her out on another date? If so, when?
I just hope she's not feeling similar to what the girl was feeling from #43967. Well thanks for the wonderful posts!

- got the sticker
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AGot it-

She's really being very vague.   That sounds to me either like "I don't want anything serious right now, and you're moving to fast for me," or "I don't want anything at all right now and I'm saying that as politely as possible."   If you want to pursue this, you need to talk to her and find out which of these she really means.   If you're cool with casual dating, this could be really fun and it could turn into something better.   If she is cool with casual dating, go slow; you don't want to scare her off.   With what you've told us, that's about as good an interpretation as you're going to get.

- Cuddlefish


ADear got the sticker,

Some of the best advice I have ever received came from my very early dating days. Our Sunday School teacher was from El Salvador and she told us that if we liked someone, but couldn't figure out what they were thinking, then the best thing to do was just ignore them. Pretty slick when you think about it, isn't it? Of course, some girls will be highly offended by this, but if they go out of their way to talk to you first, then that's definitely a plus.

If it gets to that point, feel free to write in again and we'll try to interpret the mysterious ways of women for you once more.

-Sky Bones



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QDear 100 Hour Board,

I got my mission call to serve as a missionary in the Brazil Fortaleza Mission! I report to the CTM in Sao Paulo 4 months from today! Any sage advice? Especially is there any specific thing RMs on the board wish they could have done (like to prepare, not something stupid like skydiving) if they had had 4 months before they reported to the MTC?

-Elder Doppelganger
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ADear Elder . . . me (I guess),

Parabéns (congratulations)!   It's been a few years since I was in the Brazil MTC (CTM in Portuguese - Centro de Treinamento dos Missionários).   Pretty soon you'll be marveling at the novelty of having beans and rice served at every meal (you don't have to eat them).   You'll be puzzling over why they serve cashew juice (for realsies).   You'll hopefully not be getting into a contest with your district to see if you can drain the entire machine of drinkable yogurt in one sitting (please, please don't do this).   Apparently, many of my memories are cafeteria related . . .  

Most of my recommendations are probably generally good things for missionaries, but some are Brazil-MTC-specific.   Here they are:

Start a regular pattern of studying:   I wouldn't suggest you start waking up at 6:30 to study the scriptures, but I would recommend doing it consistently, every day and preferably at the same time.   You are going to have good days and bad, when you just don't feel like studying.   But starting now gives you a good doctrinal base and will hopefully keep your first obscenely long days of studying from feeling so arduous.

Enjoy the outdoors: The Brazil MTC is one tall building in a small, crowded neighborhood in São Paulo.   Unless things have changed radically in the last few years here are some factoids about the lay of the land: The exercise yard is about the size of about three tennis courts.   It's divided in half with two volleyball courts on one side and five or six basketball hoops on the other side.   Your rooms will be on the upper floors (no using the elevators allowed).   The majority of your time will be spent in the classrooms and the second and third floors and maybe in the small open-air courtyard in the center of the building.   And, of course, in the cafeteria.  

It'll be two months before you see any grass or a soccer field (if even then).   Forteleza (from what I understand) is lush and beautiful.   São Paulo (the part you'll see) is not.   Lie on the grass.   Roll around on it like a dog.   If you're like me, you'll miss it.

Learn Preach My Gospel:   How cliché.   My specific reason for mentioning this comes from my personal experience with missionaries newly arriving in the field from the MTC.   The ones who had a solid understanding of the lessons and had good, spiritual, to-the-point summaries and plans were able to start working on their Portuguese much, much faster than those who didn't.   I was on my mission when we switched from memorized lessons to personal outlines.   As great as a more open, more personalized format of teaching was, wave after wave of new missionaries arrived who couldn't speak worth a darn.   And the reason why was because they didn't have their vocabulary memorized.   No matter how strong your testimony is, you have to bear it in Portuguese.  

The fact that you're asking is a good sign.   Boa sórte.

- Rating Pending (quem quereria encourejar oração em português também)


ADear elder,

One thing that I wish all missionaries (not singling you out, here!) would remember is to be gracious to your host country.   Some thoughtless missionaries will find all kinds of things to complain about.   Cultural differences, economic differences, the food, the weather... I heard some downright offensive stuff come out of the mouths of some of my fellow missionaries back on my mission.   Newsflash, kids, the world is full of countries that do things differently!   Not wrong, just different.   Embrace those differences and enjoy being out of your element.   Brazil is going to show you a level of poverty you've never imagined, but the people are going to be wonderful and kind and open their doors to you.   Please don't be an Ugly American, and if anyone in your zone is, call them out on it.   You represent your country, the Church, and the Savior.   Carry yourself with dignity and graciousness.

-Cognoscente



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CDear 100 Hour Board,

In response to Board Question #53350, I wrote a nice summary of some a cappella groups on the message board. Here's a link: http://theboardmb.informe.com/...

For more info, shoot me an email, or a PM on that message board

- Giovanni Harrison Rutherford Maximillian Ebenezer Geofferey Mortimer Lawrence Algernon Schwartz, who LOVES a cappella music.
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CDear The Answer is 42,

Regarding Board Question #53322, I did finally hear back from the Athletics Department, and there was no women's football clinic this year.   Apparently, Coach Lamb had a motorcycle accident that prevented him from running it, and Coach Mendenhall was booked for almost the whole month of August.   However, it sounds as if they will try to have one next year.  

Thanks for being patient!

- Cuddlefish
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