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Used when a writer doesn't wish to connect an answer to any of their regular aliases.

Recent answered questions:

I did something bad a long time ago (medium/high infraction on chastity), like 3 years ago. ... — 4 votes
How's the Board's future looking? - A Huge Fan — 16 votes
Hi, there. I'm a woman. I consider myself a feminist and at least a little left-leaning. ... — 9 votes
If you could call yourself 10 years in the future and had 30 seconds what would ... — 4 votes
Someone once told me that everyone likes the smell of their own farts. No, seriously, someone ... — 2 votes
People are people, so why should it be: You and I should get along so awfully? ... — 5 votes
You know that GIF thing going around on Facebook where you think of the first thing ... — 15 votes
Who do you plan to vote for in Provo's mayoral election and the House special election ... — 2 votes
Who do you plan to vote for in Provo's mayoral election and the House special election ... — 5 votes
Where do the quotes at the top of the page come from. -Little Debbie — 3 votes
Do you know anything about the small origami animals that have been appearing in the library? ... — 15 votes
Guys, I'm a little baffled by your policy on reader comments these days. Please help me ... — 9 votes
Dear hold it, Why does the bathroom in the bottom of the benson south west corner ... — 9 votes
I'm a member of the Church who, from the outside seems like your ordinary, priesthood-holding guy, ... — 5 votes
For the ladies I have a question about how to deal with menstruation with garments. I ... — 3 votes
So I've been married for a while but less than a decade and I have a ... — 3 votes
I sinned when I was about 15 and broke the law of chastity. (I viewed pornography) ... — 5 votes
Are any of the former Board writers deceased? I just figure the Board has been around ... — 2 votes
Van Goff just said he was born the year harry potter came out. It came out ... — 6 votes
This is a bit sensitive and blunt, so apologies in advance. I have a low sex ... — 4 votes