Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. -Mark Twain

About The Earl of Limerick:

In hopes that you're all not averse
to poetry, witty and terse,
the answers you seek
to your questions each week
have taken a turn for the verse.

Recent answered questions:

What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 4 votes
What's the TL;DR version of whatever is happening to Bill O'Reily? -My Name Here — 18 votes