"He's only mostly retired. See, there's a difference between being mostly retired and all retired."

About Van Goff:

"For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the stars makes me dream." (Vincent van Gogh)

Email if you have any questions, comments, thoughts, or concerns... or you're, like, lonely. I don't judge: van.goff@theboard.byu.edu

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