"He's only mostly retired. See, there's a difference between being mostly retired and all retired."

About Anathema:

If you email me (at anathema@theboard.byu.edu) about music, math, economics, or anything at all, you will be my favorite. And you know you always wanted to be the favorite of some stranger on the other side of the internet.

Recent answered questions:

If The Original Soup Man Al Yeganeh hates the Soup Nazi characterization of him so much, ... — 3 votes
How do they do this?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93vtNc_T3W0 -Clairvoyants — 3 votes
I love to hike and explore, always seeing new places and having new adventures. I don't ... — 3 votes
We here at the Board are proud to announce the second season of The Board Bachelorette! ... — 9 votes
Dear Anathema (and Auto Surf and MSJ), Thanks so much for the awesome and thorough answer ... — 4 votes
Okay, so I saw this on Twitter and had to get the Board's answers. Please reply ... — 4 votes
Do you trust me? -Street Rat — 5 votes
I'm considering taking Math 112 during summer term (or at least getting on the waitlist). I ... — 2 votes
2 Ne 2:25 Adam fell that men might be, and men are that they might have ... — 8 votes
When was a time you made a bad decision, or perhaps were careless, that ended up ... — 8 votes
The alphabet is in an arbitrary order, so what order would you put it in if ... — 5 votes
Are you threatening me, master Jedi? -I am the Board! — 5 votes
Is there any history of BYU student employees going on strike? If there is, were there ... — 2 votes
What makes you feel connected to other people? -Honey Lemon — 4 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Wizards, Mages, Shamans and Healers, How would you fight off the beast ... — 3 votes
HELP! I'm an incoming BYU freshman, and I have a schedule conflict between marching band, which ... — 6 votes
How do I teach my children about the LGBTQ community so they are loving and tolerant, ... — 2 votes
How do you personally know that God loves and cares about YOU? I used to think ... — 5 votes
What are your summer goals or summer projects (outside of classes and work, although I know ... — 2 votes
Where do you fit? -The Entomophagist — 4 votes