"He's only mostly retired. See, there's a difference between being mostly retired and all retired."

About Kirito:

I'm a pretty laid back guy, but when it's important, I give it everything I've got. Contact me at kirito(at)theboard(dot)byu(dot)edu.

Recent answered questions:

Dear Writers and Readers of the 100 Hour Board, I've somewhat recently been called to the ... — 5 votes
I'm having a hard time understanding why a couple of the same gender is less worthy ... — 8 votes
We here at the Board are proud to announce the second season of The Board Bachelorette! ... — 7 votes
2 Ne 2:25 Adam fell that men might be, and men are that they might have ... — 4 votes
Dear Titans of Mental Industry, Are any of you Fire Emblem fans? What is your favorite ... — 2 votes
Where are you going - heaven or hell? -One-Wing-hundred-FOR-TRUTH — 2 votes
I want a cheap tablet for the Gospel Library app. Really, that's its primary purpose. I ... — 2 votes
Where can we find decent quality button-up shirts for a very slim and smaller shouldered man? ... — 2 votes
If there's an apartment of three girls, and I want to ask out two of them, ... — 3 votes
I'm interested in learning to play the piano, but I don't have access to one. Can ... — 4 votes
I'm ok with us as LDS people being able to get married again once one's spouse ... — 1 votes
Do breakups get easier the more times you've had them? My one and only relationship left ... — 1 votes
If you could give someone one piece of advice on how to live their life, what ... — 3 votes
I sinned when I was about 15 and broke the law of chastity. (I viewed pornography) ... — 2 votes
When receiving or giving a gift, what do you consider to be more important? Sentimentality or ... — 2 votes
When you think of eating healthy, do you think more about what's in your food, or ... — 5 votes
Example framing my question: Looking around for a starter DSLR camera, I saw a Nikon D3400 ... — 2 votes
What did you learn from today's forum? -that one TA — 1 votes
Who is a good professor for Computer Science 235 for someone who isn't all that great ... — 1 votes
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