[The color test] said I was yellow. I felt strangely like a boy obsessed with dating. -Olympus

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

I'm trying to figure out which are the best/worst times to be driving around Provo (specifically ... — 5 votes
So hurricanes, wildfires, earthquakes, people killing each other, all sorts of scary stuff happening. Seems pretty ... — 3 votes
Can women wear really formal dress slacks to do baptisms at the temple? Like to walk ... — 5 votes
Let's say you are a 5th grade teacher expected to dress up for Halloween. Let's also ... — 2 votes
I do not smell bad and I do not sweat. A few months ago I ran ... — 4 votes
Dear The Board, Could you please examine a bowl of Marshmallow Mateys and give me your ... — 6 votes
How has your summer been? -An adoring fan — 4 votes
What did y'all do to Taylor Swift? And what exactly did you make her do? -The ... — 7 votes
What do you do when its 1 am or later (earlier?) and you are wide awake, ... — 3 votes
I'm in a serious dating relationship, and tonight I couldn't get to sleep, so for fun ... — 3 votes
I recently got married and I want to change my name with BYU. I don't know ... — 5 votes
Are you saved? -All the Fans — 8 votes
Eclipse? -Eclipse! — 4 votes
What is the most painful physical pain you've ever felt? - AAAAAAAHHH!!!! — 5 votes
A question for research! What are your thoughts about Winter? Useful things would be: What do ... — 4 votes
Dear Tic-Tac-Toe Players, Growing up, I was a big fan of tic-tac-toe until my brothers and ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 hour board I have a question about the repentance process and honor code violations ... — 7 votes
Boarders, I thought it was a common trope, and then I thought maybe it was just ... — 3 votes
If you could choose any of the following minors, which would you choose and why? -Writing ... — 4 votes
What are some things you hate that everybody else loves, and some things you love that ... — 4 votes