"Now I'm not only a Mormon cliché; I'm also a puppy." - Claudio

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.

Recent answered questions:

So, I'm honestly not sure how you can help me with this, which is actually the ... — 4 votes
Will you tell me about something small but good that has happened to you recently? Love, ... — 4 votes
Here's the scenario: you ask someone on a date*, and they seem sincerely happy that you ... — 5 votes
Who or what is precious to you? - Gollum — 5 votes
What is the best location to obtain Sweet Potato Fries in the Provo/Orem/General area of BYU? ... — 4 votes
Anathema likes to get emails. I want to send her an email, but don't know what ... — 6 votes
Wait so according to Board Question #88958 Alta and Anathema are sisters? Are there any other ... — 7 votes
Thanks to Facebook, I keep being exposed to crazy things that other MEMBERS believe about our ... — 8 votes
Since there are new writers and new relationships (or relationships recently revealed since I last asked). ... — 5 votes
So, yesterday I asked out a girl. (Cue a little more excitement and surprise than I ... — 3 votes
How does a slice of Costco cheese pizza have more calories than a slice of their ... — 3 votes
How do I create a balanced exercise schedule? I'm no longer a student, on a tight ... — 3 votes
When do writers retire? Is there any criteria or is it completely up to them with ... — 3 votes
Where are the words to fill up the page, The piece to finish the puzzle, The ... — 6 votes
Let me start with a story. My wife and I got some Olive Garden gift cards ... — 3 votes
You know how LDS Tools lists peoples' callings when you click on their name? What do ... — 4 votes
With all this inauguration stuff, I started wondering about how people end up in politics. Let's ... — 4 votes
What are some very low level things that annoy you/you dislike? -Wide-ruled notepads and dust jackets — 4 votes
How is the new semester going? -Winter Quarter — 4 votes
When people are out on dates, as seen in movies, the girl will have a toothbrush ... — 4 votes