"He's only mostly retired. See, there's a difference between being mostly retired and all retired."

About Ardilla Feroz:

Small. Fast. Ferocious. Shoot me an e-pigeon at ardilla.feroz@theboard.byu.edu, because everyone needs a couple more e-birds in their lives. Except I am actually the sworn enemy of pigeons, so then again... maybe not. Life goal: I want to find and implement better ways to reduce food waste and take better care of rainforests.

Recent answered questions:

Who do you plan to vote for in Provo's mayoral election and the House special election ... — 3 votes
I'm on a waitlist for a Book of Mormon class(REL A 121) of 59 people and ... — 3 votes
Dear 4 Day–4 Hour Board (and +/- 31 minutes & 17 seconds), What on earth could ... — 5 votes
So I recently returned from serving a mission, and found out that a girl I had ... — 9 votes
I'm interested in trying to find a black walnut tree around here (I have my reasons). ... — 4 votes
Ever made your way as far into the interior as...Coruscant? -Just a simple man trying to ... — 8 votes
I recently decided to look up a bunch of old PC games I played as a ... — 1 votes
What's the first thing you would do upon discovering yourself stranded on a deserted (not necessarily ... — 10 votes
How do you make the most of an experience when it's close to being over? I've ... — 2 votes
Any fun hidden-talent tricks you guys know how to do? I can moonwalk, but that's about ... — 3 votes
How long should I stay at a job that I dislike and causes anxiety, especially one ... — 6 votes
As a busy person I'm considering the idea of some sort of meal replacement shake. It'd ... — 4 votes
As part of my pretentious anglophilia, I have always loved "I Vow to Thee, My Country" ... — 3 votes
What do you use to find cheap hotels and cheap airline tickets? Thanks, Poor and not ... — 2 votes
What about the droid attack on the Wookiees? -Cone Head — 4 votes
Dear all y'all, Thank you. Thank you so much for your time and energy contributing to ... — 6 votes
Dear Ardilla Feroz, Are you near BYU right now? If so, are you still up to ... — 6 votes
ThredUp, Poshmark, other, or all of the above? Thanks, clothes hunter — 5 votes
I am in a religion class and the topic of homosexuality/bi/gay/lesbian/somewhere-in-between came up. There were a ... — 15 votes
What is your opinion of the new "Reflection Room" in the Wilk? Is it better than ... — 5 votes