"We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vader in all of us." -Chris Stevens

About Ardilla Feroz:

Small. Fast. Ferocious. Shoot me an e-pigeon at ardilla.feroz@theboard.byu.edu, because everyone needs a couple more e-birds in their lives. Except I am actually the sworn enemy of pigeons, so then again... maybe not. Life goal: I want to find and implement better ways to reduce food waste and take better care of rainforests.

Recent answered questions:

Where can I find a good dentist and general doctor in or near Provo? -Thoreau — 0 votes
I remember a story from a French class I took at BYU (or maybe it was ... — 2 votes
Supposing I want to build up my pecs so that they are large and muscle-y but ... — 3 votes
Boarders, I thought it was a common trope, and then I thought maybe it was just ... — 2 votes
What's the very first major news story you can remember living through? -War on Terror Declaration — 4 votes
I recently found out that one of my good friends (and roommates) is a total conspiracy ... — 7 votes
You're fantasies can't ever be quenched, can they?! When will you learn? When will you learn...That ... — 4 votes
How many of you reddit? -My ????️ame Here — 2 votes
Are you where you want to be? -Unbroken — 4 votes
I just launched a new blog a couple weeks ago. Do you have any suggestions on ... — 2 votes
Usually I'm more prone to asking light-hearted or silly questions, but now I find myself in ... — 4 votes
Dear Ardilla, Have you ever wondered if Fake Vermilion reads The Board? Whatever happened with her? ... — 4 votes
What are the things you wish you'd have known or done as a BYU freshman? -Freshman — 5 votes
Who do you plan to vote for in Provo's mayoral election and the House special election ... — 3 votes
I'm on a waitlist for a Book of Mormon class(REL A 121) of 59 people and ... — 3 votes
Dear 4 Day–4 Hour Board (and +/- 31 minutes & 17 seconds), What on earth could ... — 5 votes
So I recently returned from serving a mission, and found out that a girl I had ... — 9 votes
I'm interested in trying to find a black walnut tree around here (I have my reasons). ... — 4 votes
Ever made your way as far into the interior as...Coruscant? -Just a simple man trying to ... — 8 votes
I recently decided to look up a bunch of old PC games I played as a ... — 1 votes