I don't really trust a sane person. -Lyle Alzado

About Ardilla Feroz:

Small. Fast. Ferocious. Shoot me an e-pigeon at ardilla.feroz@theboard.byu.edu, because everyone needs a couple more e-birds in their lives. Except I am actually the sworn enemy of pigeons, so then again... maybe not. Life goal: I want to find and implement better ways to reduce food waste and take better care of rainforests.

Recent answered questions:

As I was driving home the other night I unfortunately saw the aftermath of a deer ... — 5 votes
Dear Mitty, What a great worm trap! In Board Question #90432 you stated: To enter the ... — 3 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board How easy should a good relationship be? How happy? How indifferent? -BF — 4 votes
Is it possible for BYU football to ever win a national championship again? -My Name Here — 16 votes
Do you have any plants? Will you share pictures? -BYU Green — 6 votes
I need more workout music. Current favorites are "Can't Stop the Feeling", "You Can Call Me ... — 3 votes
I've been trying to radically reduce my carbon footprint and have gone vegan since a life ... — 7 votes
When I was in high school, I had a special place to deficate. It was this ... — 4 votes
This is the coolest thing ever! I'm a freshman here and just discovered this website from ... — 12 votes
What did y'all do to Taylor Swift? And what exactly did you make her do? -The ... — 6 votes
If you could call yourself from 10 years ago, what would you tell yourself? -Reverse time-lord — 6 votes
So Ardilla... Have you ever wondered if Fake Vermilion reads The Board? Whatever happened with her? ... — 8 votes
How many of you have had to re-take a class? Has anyone had to re-take a ... — 6 votes
Dear The Board, When someone dies their obituary usually says something along the lines of "In ... — 5 votes
This is a fruit question. Even though it may be not be easy, it "never hurts ... — 4 votes
Where can I find a good dentist and general doctor in or near Provo? -Thoreau — 2 votes
My Question Here: I belong to a Bible believing church , I mean really SERIOUSLY! I ... — 14 votes
I remember a story from a French class I took at BYU (or maybe it was ... — 2 votes
Supposing I want to build up my pecs so that they are large and muscle-y but ... — 3 votes
I recently volunteered to get bumped off a United flight in exchange for a $500 flight ... — 6 votes