You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -Steven Wright

About yayfulness:

Even in retirement, my inbox is always open: yayfulness@theboard.byu.edu. The editors were nice enough to let me stick around as a proofreader, so you still might see me pop up every once in a while.

Recent answered questions:

If you could be famous for anything, what would you want to be famous for? -just ... — 3 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board alumni, As Alumni Week 2017 comes to a close, any last words ... — 6 votes
How long does a species (plant or animal) need to exist in an area for it ... — 5 votes
I've been married awhile, but some of my formerly close male friends are getting engaged. These ... — 5 votes
What daily habits do you do (or want to do) that add value and meaning to ... — 1 votes
Dear The Board, If you could place two teleporters anywhere in the world, where would you ... — 12 votes
Android or IOS? What's in your pocket? -Blackberry — 3 votes
What are the various Board inside jokes and rivalries you're aware of in Board history (or ... — 2 votes
How do you have a good job lined up before you graduate? -Net Whirr King Wear? — 3 votes
Dear fellow writers of things, What is a lesser-known answer you wrote that perhaps never received ... — 1 votes
Hi, 100 Hour Board Writers and Alumni! Big fan here. Two questions: 1. Are you still ... — 2 votes
We're coming up on the last day of alumni week. Would you please brag about something ... — 7 votes
What, in your opinion, are the most criminally underrated or under-appreciated songs by your favorite well-known ... — 2 votes
I really like uncooked raw cookie dough that hasn't been cooked into cookies taste so much ... — 3 votes
I am trying to buy my way to happiness. What purchase have you made in the ... — 1 votes
What is your favorite animal? Which animal do you most identify with? Which animal do you ... — 2 votes
Der Berliner (and any other writer whom this interests), What would your ideal reformed educational system ... — 3 votes
What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 1 votes
Dear Favorite 100 Hour Board Alumni Writer, Why are you my favorite? -Two Thumbs Up — 2 votes
What kind of advice do you have for me?* -My Name Here *a question which in ... — 5 votes