"When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species." - 1960's Batman TV show

About Concealocanth:

What draws me draws the ocean. Concealocanth(at)theboard(dot)byu(dot)edu.

Recent answered questions:

What color is your toothbrush? -Red — 2 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, Roll call? -Lady Hermione — 1 votes
Dear Married Writers (and anyone else who wants to contribute, I guess), I'm getting married soon, ... — 3 votes
Board babies? -It is Alumni Week after all — 7 votes
I come from a family of full-figured people. The kind of people that easily gain weight ... — 6 votes
Is it in China's interest to allow a Korean peninsula unification? -Lazy Bone - My Best ... — 3 votes
Dear Artistic Folks of the Board, Would you be willing to share any of your recent ... — 9 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Alumni, Looking back at all of the answers you ever wrote, which ... — 2 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board (especially alumni), How did writing for the Board change your life? -Shapeshifter — 6 votes
I'm getting married in two months and I think my period will start either on my ... — 14 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board (including alumni!) Out of curiosity, how many of you are doing (professionally) ... — 5 votes
Roll call! Who's participating in alumni week this year? -not yayfulness — 1 votes
Dear Concealocanth, Did you die? -Concealocanth — 26 votes
I had a baby a year ago and while pregnant, I didn't shed as much hair ... — 4 votes
Why do things always look so fake under a microscope? Case in point: Snowflakes under a ... — 3 votes
My sister seems to enjoy weird smells (examples: gasoline--yuck!, skunk--it's okay). What are some smells that ... — 1 votes
Have you ever been the OTHER woman/man whether intentionally or not? -Natalie Abbott — 10 votes
Were people (I guess as a product of the society of the time) more gullible in ... — 10 votes
As far as I can tell net neutrality is a) a really good thing and b) ... — 1 votes
I need to come up with a fatwa question (relating to women) and answer for a ... — 3 votes