"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." -Dr. Seuss
I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Email me at alta(at)theboard.byu.edu.
If you're looking for an authoritative source, you've found one.
If you email me (at anathema@theboard.byu.edu) about music, math, economics, or anything at all, you will be my favorite. And you know you always wanted to be the favorite of some stranger on the other side of the internet.
Anne, Certainly is a romantic cynic who lives her life and writes about other peoples'. If you'd like to contact her to chat about life, Harry Potter, or hatred of bananas, you may do so at anne dot certainly at theboard dot byu dot edu.
Small. Fast. Ferocious. Shoot me an e-pigeon at ardilla(dot)feroz(at)theboard.byu.edu, because everyone needs a couple more e-birds in their lives.

I definitely don't have all the facts but I've probably got all the feels. Prove me wrong.

Emails from readers are the best! You can send one to me at auto.surf(at)theboard.byu.edu


I've been pretty absent from the Board lately, and stupidly/stubbornly not willing to retire at the same time. But I'm maybe starting a website with the purpose of helping me handle life and still do cool Board things. And it might develop in to some freaking-awesome-world-changing organization? Guess we'll see. Link will come when available.

I'm really just a pretty average guy.
Doesn't my name say it all? curious (dot) physics (dot) minor (at) theboard.byu.edu

I've been the web developer / system administrator for several years now. My greatest legacy to the Board is the design and implementation of Board 5.0.
President of the United States
So apparently I actually have to put something here... I'm Dr. Occam.
"You're a good guy, mon frère. That means 'brother' in French. I don't know why I know that; I took four years of Spanish!" -G.O.B., Arrested Development

That pretty much sums up the nym.


Frère Rubik is a writer from Utah who occasionally changes his bio to see if anyone will check. He's keeping the joke about liking long walks along the Provo Beach Resort, because it's one of his favorite jokes. He has strong opinions about which people should go through which doors when entering/exiting the library in order to maximize efficiency and gets very annoyed when people do otherwise.

Further questions, comments, and conversations are welcomed at frere(DOT)rubik@theboard(DOT)byu(DOT)edu
Haleakalā is a mountain on the island of Maui. It's also the name of a writer for the 100 Hour Board! I also answer to Haleoiuasdfaklvj, Halekamikima, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

Email me at: Haleakala@theboard.byu.edu (just use a regular "a" at the end)

I'm a pretty laid back guy, but when it's important, I give it everything I've got. Contact me at kirito(at)theboard(dot)byu(dot)edu.
I am evil.
Just stay outta my face, chump. Or email me at luciana@theboard.byu.edu. Be cool.
I promise you'll be happy, And even if you're not, There's more to life than that— Don't ask me what.
Look it up.
quod erat demonstrandum
"If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life." -Terry Pratchett
Sheebs is not a reference to marijuana. sheebs@theboard.byu.edu
Just your friendly neighborhood sherpa trying to make his way in the world. Feed me music recommendations and sushi and I will be happy. sherpa.dave@theboard.byu.edu

Because everyone knows you can't trust those Canadian hosers, eh?


It sounds mysterious....it's really not. I like computers, nerdy things, bowling, music. Email me at spectre(at)theboard.byu.edu
I'm bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. Email me at squirrel@theboard.byu.edu
Banter is my middle name...well I guess it's the last part of my 'nym....you know what I mean.

In ironic defence of tradition. Even when it doesn't make sense. Especially when it doesn't make sense. tevye@theboard.byu.edu

(This alias is intended to embody the reliance on tradition that occurs across all cultures and is not meant to represent, mock, or appropriate Jewish culture, religion, or tradition.)

Looking for love. thebachelorette@theboard.byu.edu
You can call me Ent for short. Ask me anything about food. Email me at the (dot) entomophagist (at) theboard (dot) byu (dot) edu
Purveyor of all things scientific, musical, or geeky. Things I can do for you: (1) Explain sciency things in a way that actually makes sense. Includes academic papers. (2) Talk about books and music intelligently. (3) Google things. (4) Be really awesome. Ask me anything: entropyninja(at)theboard(dot)byu(dot)edu
Dog goes woof

Cat goes meow

Bird goes tweet

And mouse goes squeak

Cow goes moo

Frog goes croak

And the elephant goes toot

Ducks say quack

And fish go blub

And the seal goes ow ow ow!

But there's one sound

That no one knows

What does the Fox say?

Whatever the heck I want

Am I a young female fowl or a princess in hiding who has an unusual love of wind and is slowly recognizing her own strength? I'll let you know when I figure it out. Email me at thegoose.girl(at)theboard.byu.edu
It irritates.
I work alone. the.lone.musketeer@theboard.byu.edu
A group of explorers guaranteed to answer your exploratory questions (limited to Utah County unless you want us to explore someplace really awesome). The current Marauders are Prickles and Foxtail. Ask us a question about places to check out! Questions about what we're doing? Contact us at theboardmarauders@theboard.byu.edu
Here for all your (general) technology questions! I can't always answer questions about specific devices, but I'm happy to explain how things generally work. tech.guru@theboard.byu.edu.
Positively gloomy.
"No one else is dealing with your demons, meaning maybe defeating them can be the beginning of your meaning, friend." (twenty one pilots)

Email if you have any questions, comments, thoughts, or concerns... or you're, like, lonely. I don't judge: van.goff@theboard.byu.edu

I believe in the letter zed.

Zedability: the measure of my own unique brand of weirdness.