Dear 100 Hour Board,
Do you have any funny stories of the following fairly particular category? In which someone who is a consummate one-upper or is otherwise very keen on being the best is clearly frustrated on being in a situation in which they are clearly not.
I want to do this justice, but I am on a crazy time crunch at the present. You should totally re-ask this in one month.
I'll tell you the story of Ice Cream for Breakfast Japanese Model Massive Shark Attack Witness-Man then, okay?
P.S. El-Ahrairah pointed out Ice Cream for Breakfast Man would be a great band name. I agree.